Your Typical Filipino Slapstick Comedy Films

You love watching Filipino Slapstick Comedy Films if:

1. The story is about a poor guy coming from the slums (probinsyano) and emerging in the bustling cities of Metro Manila.

2. The guy is ignorant about how things go on in Metro Manila and is often swindled on (nasalise).

3. The leading lady is a model, or an actress, or a primadonna coming from a rich prominent family.

4. The leading lady has a rich suitor who is always in a leather jacket surrounded by his goons.

5. The protagonist together with his leading lady and his friends (at the middle of the movie) spend some time singing in dancing (with matching choreography) in the beach.

6. The antagonist either kidnaps the leading lady or will marry the leading lady.

7. The protagonist will save his leading lady in an abandoned warehouse full of goons or will interrupt the marraige of his leading lady and the antagonist.

8. There is a car chase scene, where both the protagonist’s and antagonist’s cars are old and ready to dispose of (yung tipong pinapasabog na lang).

I Want to be SEVENTEEN AGAIN

I want to be a high schooler again.

Why?

I want to change everything. I want to be the coolest 17 year old guy in school. I want to experience how high school really is.

All my high school life was like having a leash around my neck. Why? Because my mother is always, almost there 24/7. She’s the school nurse so every move I make is soooo limited. Urgh! How I hate it. All my shortcomings will be reflected to her. That’s why I have to watch out always the consequences of my actions because it would greatly mortify my mother if I ever do anything stupid.

I want all the attention (sooo histrionic), become a varsitarian and remain a school paper writer at the same time. Correct my past relationships because the relationship I had in high school was so scandalous and I don’t want to talk about it anymore. I want to be with the cool guys where everyone will look up to.

That’s why I am inspired and enthusiastic to write a new novel that revolves around a mature person who wants to go back and rectify his mistakes in high school. And in one night he was given the chance to go back and change everything he had in high school.

That what I want to happen right now. To be back in high school. To be with all the beautiful babes there are. To be the coolest guy there ever was. To be popular. To be respected. To be SEVENTEEN AGAIN.

My Wants In Life

Ever since I was a kid I always dreamed of becoming somebody-as in SOMEBODY.

My first love in life was reading books. I read, read and read a lot whether it be encyclopedias (which a read from A-Z), novels, magazines, yada, yada, yada. That’s why I want a book of my own. I am a novelist in my own way and right. I want to be a bestselling author someday like perhaps-J.K. Rowling or Stephen King. Yeah that’s right I am a writer. I have finished writing one novel–The Cloudflies. Hope it would be published.

Next, my biggest dream when I was a kid was to cut people open-I mean literally. I want to become a surgeon. A doctor. I want to be a neurosurgeon. I want to put my being anatomist (hehehe) to the next level.

Also, I dream of being with the stars (metaphorically), of course Hollywood stars by being a film director. I want to be someone like Steven Spielberg or George Lucas or Peter Jackson. I love watching films what more if I am making ‘em. I want to have a magnum opus of my own-ala Star Wars or The Lord of the Rings saga. And cut!

I simply want to know everything. That’s why my biggest idol is Leonardo da Vinci. He is the person who wants to know eveything. I want to be like him-the anatomist, painter, inventor, yada, yada, yada. Oh well that’s all for now. I wish I could do all the things I like to do someday. To be somebody in this world.

My Top Ten Video Games I Ever Played

Top Ten Games are the Following:

1. Final Fantasy VIII - this is a game about a teenage boy named Squall Leonheart who finds his troubles with the maleficent Sorceress Edea who thinks of conquering the world. But along with some loyal friends they find their way into defeating the witch within her castle.

2. Diablo II - this game was a masterpiece. The story embarks on where to choose between characters to battle of the evil and menacing Diablo.

3. Grand Theft Auto (Vice City and San Andreas) - this game franchise has been a huge hit. In this games you can almost do anything like killing people, robbing cars, flying a plane, pick up a hooker and a lot more. The story so far is moving especially that of Carl Johnson. But Tommy Vercetti is good nonetheless.

4. Pokemon - the bestselling game franchise in the Game Boy pocket console. It possesses a hundred of lovable and cute characters that you can choose from. Training and leveling Pokemon may be a bit hard but it’ll be the best there is. Pokemon is for everyone.

5. Ragnarok Online - this massive multiplayer online role playing game hit the country like a storm. I stayed playing for almost eight hours a day during its beta-play. It is a good game although it is not in 3-D. The good thing about the game is the guild wars.

6. Silent Hill - another favorite game franchise of mine. The first game really freaked the bejesus out of me. It’s scary, creepy and the game leaps out from your back. Not good with those who have heart problems. The puzzles are really boggling and entertaining. A great hell of a game.

7. Mario - one of the greatest game franchise there is. My favorite Mario game was Super Mario 64 where there are gazillions of games in it. It was a huge success. Any game with Mario in it would surely sell millions of copies.

8. Gran Turismo - the runaway driving game where you race with other cars and play with the most sophisticated brand of cars there is. It is a bit of a dream come true for car lovers who can collect a virtual car of their own.

9. Counterstrike - the most spectacular LAN game that has ever been. In this game you can either play a team whether they be counter-terrorists or terrorists. Here you can gun each other out and have another go again to take revenge on those who gunned you down.

10. Starcraft - the best RTS game i have played. Here you can choose your race whether it be Terran, Protoss or Zurg. You can build buildings and an army to be able to invade an alian turf. You can also make a hybrid of man and alien in this game. Starcraft is well-crafted enough to please gamers.